The shift had been fixed long before the change begun
The days turned into years, and routine ate the fun
The viral and strong is docile and lame
The man of the house is domesticated tame 

Reality, bite me!
I’m the mad dog almighty 

Well, you know the best, dear. You know I know you know
I tactfully obey the rulebook in your chateau
I roll on my back, and I lay at your feet
Accepting the training that make me nice and neat

Reality, bite me!
I’m the mad dog almighty 

Cuz that’s how I want it. I really miss my mom
When I am close to you, I find assurance and get calm
Your leash is my comfort, and freedom makes me snap
I’m content drooling in your warm womanly lap 

Reality, bite me! I’m the mad dog almighty
Reality, bite me! I’m the mad dog almighty
Reality, smite me! I’m the mad dog almighty
Reality, spite me! I’m the mad dog almighty 

Lyrics: Per-Øivind Johannessen
Music: Michael Krumins, Kristian Torp & Per-Øivind Johannessen